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EASTER LAUGHS

1 .Q. What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
    A. Hot cross bunnies!

2. Q. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
    A. Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

3. Q. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
    A. Eggs-ercise and hare-robics!

4. Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
    A. He was a little chicken!

 

Church notices:  This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Cusworth to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

 

The Lion and the MissionaryPalm Sunday

A Christian missionary, Jemima, was walking in Africa on Easter Saturday when she heard the ominous padding of a lion behind her.

'Oh Lord,' prayed Jemima, the missionary, 'Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.'

And then, in the silence that followed, Jemima heard the lion praying too, 'Oh Lord,' he prayed, 'I thank Thee for the food which I am about to receive this Easter time.'

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